Christian Bumper Stickers

• Be ye fishers of men. You catch them…God will clean them.
• Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
• Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
• Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
• Forbidden fruits create many jams.
• God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
• God grades on the cross, not the curve.
• God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
• God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
• He who angers you, controls you!
• If God is your co-pilot—swap seats!
• Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
• Prayer: Don't give God instructions—just report for duty!
• The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
• We don't change the message, the message changes us.